If that's not creepy enough, she's also an orange elf alien who fought Nekron the first time around, moved to Earth with no powers and got her neck snapped by Major Force before a resurrection and more Jordan smooching.ĬA Says: The more writers try to make Hal's Nabokovian alliance with Arisia okay ('Her people age slower than humans! She's really in her hundreds!'), the more it just has the opposite effect of reminding us that the Official Greatest Green Lantern Ever totally used to have the hots for a minor. Suffering from the universe's worst bundle of daddy issues, Arisia used her Green Lantern ring to age herself to non jailbait age so Hal Jordan would reciprocate her affection. There's a metaphor in there somewhere, but we're getting too depressed to make it. After many adventures and a failed suicide attempt, he was struck down on the highway by a yellow truck.ĬA Says: A kid-friendly funny animal that's run over by a truck and then resurrected as a zombie. Yes I am.'Ī cartoon squirrel from what's essentially a planet of cartoon animals, Ch'p got his start as a GL while awaiting his execution as a rebel warrior.

Her further adventures Corpsing it up have not been chronicled in an official capacity, but probably populate some very NSFW fan fiction.CA Says: 'Say Bob, you know what would be awesome?' 'What's that, Bob?' 'If we took a character from a sub-par fighting game about gruesome murder and made her a space policeman with a magic green wishing ring.' 'Bob, are you drunk?' 'Yes. Following the conclusion of a huge anger war after the DC Comics and Mortal Kombat universes merged, combatant Sonya Blade was left with a random dead GL's ring but no power battery.

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